RE: Wishing you all Happy Spring+Open toe shoe pledge OT

[Guest guest]

May you all have a great Easter, Happy passover weekend, or Happy

Spring......Just be careful of " GREEN EGGS " .......hugs to

all.... ...Kathi in first hot(82) then COLD(42)dropped in 2 hours

Oklahoma

THIS IS TO THINKING OF YOU DEBS.....ONLY PINK...my shoozy friend...

> Please raise your big toes and repeat after me:

>

> MY SISTERS (The Open Toed Shoe Pledge)

>

> As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the

Rules

> when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:

>

> I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang

over

> and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs.

> And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the

straps.

> I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and

> chip-free.

> I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any

> mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.

> I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

> I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend,

coworker,

> mother,sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes

if

I

> tuck

>

> it there.

> If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back

into

> place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.

> I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good

friend

Dr.

> Scholl's if my feet need him.

> I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low,

low

> price

> of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids'

sizes.

> This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No

one can

> walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to

take

> someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.

> I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes

swell

> and begin to look like Vienna sausages. If I have been privy to

the

magic

> that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with

the

> non-initiated.

> I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when

she

> asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to

tell

her

> that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy

feet

> look

>

> good.

> I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they

> actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and

I

will

> swear

> NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

> I will promise to go my local beauty school at least once per

season

and

> have a real pedicure (they are about $ 20 and worth EVERY penny) .

I

will

> promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs

of

> wear...nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals...

>