Re: RE:HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAWNY..........

[Guest guest]

Kathi in OK,

Oh, I loved your joke, it made my day, girl. I am kind of nervous

about the whole thing, but I have a lot of support. I had a nice

birthday, finally got to see my other present. My husband got me a

beautiful cross, with a Jesus face in the middle of it. And then

down at the bottom a candle holder, it's amazing. Then my oldest

daughter came, and brought me a heart necklace with diamonds, and

some Curve perfume. So, I made out like a bandit,(smile)

The weather is really cool and rainy right now, isn't it? It makes

us just hurt more, I know. But the sunshine will be here soon, and

then we will feel better. I got my lab work out of the way, so I can

relax a little this weekend, take care Tawny

> Tawny....Happy Birthday.....I hope you had a great day......I am

> sorry you had such a lousy day yesterday.....I went through this

> also and had to have a biopsy......not nice when you don't have

alot

> to give away to start with....I realize there is'nt much that can

be

> said to make you feel better until it is all over one way or

> another ....SO.......I am sending you a joke in hopes that the

smile

> will make it better for now......and once again I hope your

birthday

> was great......Kathi in OK

>

> Perfect Breasts = (o)(o)

>

> Fake Silicone Breasts = ( + )( + )

>

> Perky Breasts = (*)(*)

>

> Big Nipple Breasts = (@)(@)

>

> A Cups = o o.......this is about where I fit except old and

> saggy ....

>

> D Cups = { O }{ O }

>

> Wonder Bra Breasts = (oYo)

>

> Cold Breasts = ( ^ )( ^ )

>

> Lopsided Breasts = (o)(O)

>

> Janet /Pierced Nipple Breasts = (Q)(O)

>

> Hanging Tassels Breasts = (p)(p)

>

> Gramma's Breasts = \ o /\ o /

>

> Against The Shower Door Breasts = ( )( )

>

> Android Breasts = | o | | o |

>

> Mammogram Breasts = ___ ___

>

> For years and years they told me,

> Be careful of your breasts.

> Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.

> And give them monthly tests.

>

> So I heeded all their warnings,

> And protected them by law.

> Guarded them very carefully,

> And I always wore my bra.

>

> After 30 years of astute care,

> My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,

> Said I should get a Mammogram

> " O.K, " I said, " let's do it. "

>

> " Stand up here real close " she said,

> (She got my boob in line),

> " And tell me when it hurts, " she said,

> " Ah yes! Right there, that's fine. "

>

> She stepped upon a pedal,

> I could not believe my eyes!

> A plastic plate came slamming down,

> My hooter's in a vise!

>

> My skin was stretched and mangled,

> From underneath my chin.

> My poor boob was being squashed,

> To Swedish Pancake thin.

>

> Excruciating pain I felt,

> Within it's vise-like grip.

> A prisoner in this vicious thing,

> My poor defenseless tit!

>

> " Take a deep breath " she said to me,

> Who does she think she's kidding?!?

> My chest is mashed in her machine,

> And woozy I am getting.

>

> " There, that's good, " I heard her say,

> (The room was slowly swaying.)

> " Now, let's have a go at the other one. "

> Have mercy, I was praying.

>

> It squeezed me from both up and down,

> It squeezed me from both sides.

> I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,

> To HER tender little hide.

>

> Next time that they make me do this,

> I will request a blindfold.

> I have no wish to see again,

> My knockers getting steam rolled.

>

> This machine was created by a man,

> Of this, I have no doubt.

> I'd like to stick his balls in there,

> And see how THEY come out!

[Guest guest]

Tawny: Sounds like you did have a great birthday, and even

better...you did'nt do any secret climbing ;>)....yes the weather

has been awful this weekend although today looks nice....Friday was

awful...my 9 year old is scared to death of tornadoes and know

matter what we tell her she won't budge, anyways the sirens went off

numerous times Friday and when I went to get from her school Friday

they were in the restroom,,,,she quickly informed me that on Tornado

days she is NOT going to school.....we tease her all the time about

being an okie she must get over her fear, but I don't think she ever

will......anyway glad you had a good birthday.....Kathi in OK

>

> Kathi in OK,

>

> Oh, I loved your joke, it made my day, girl. I am kind of nervous

> about the whole thing, but I have a lot of support. I had a nice

> birthday, finally got to see my other present. My husband got me

a

> beautiful cross, with a Jesus face in the middle of it. And then

> down at the bottom a candle holder, it's amazing. Then my oldest

> daughter came, and brought me a heart necklace with diamonds, and

> some Curve perfume. So, I made out like a bandit,(smile)

> The weather is really cool and rainy right now, isn't it? It

makes

> us just hurt more, I know. But the sunshine will be here soon,

and

> then we will feel better. I got my lab work out of the way, so I

can

> relax a little this weekend, take care Tawny

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> --- In , " Kathi " <iamladybird@y...>

wrote:

> > Tawny....Happy Birthday.....I hope you had a great day......I am

> > sorry you had such a lousy day yesterday.....I went through this

> > also and had to have a biopsy......not nice when you don't have

> alot

> > to give away to start with....I realize there is'nt much that

can

> be

> > said to make you feel better until it is all over one way or

> > another ....SO.......I am sending you a joke in hopes that the

> smile

> > will make it better for now......and once again I hope your

> birthday

> > was great......Kathi in OK

> >

> > Perfect Breasts = (o)(o)

> >

> > Fake Silicone Breasts = ( + )( + )

> >

> > Perky Breasts = (*)(*)

> >

> > Big Nipple Breasts = (@)(@)

> >

> > A Cups = o o.......this is about where I fit except old and

> > saggy ....

> >

> > D Cups = { O }{ O }

> >

> > Wonder Bra Breasts = (oYo)

> >

> > Cold Breasts = ( ^ )( ^ )

> >

> > Lopsided Breasts = (o)(O)

> >

> > Janet /Pierced Nipple Breasts = (Q)(O)

> >

> > Hanging Tassels Breasts = (p)(p)

> >

> > Gramma's Breasts = \ o /\ o /

> >

> > Against The Shower Door Breasts = ( )( )

> >

> > Android Breasts = | o | | o |

> >

> > Mammogram Breasts = ___ ___

> >

> > For years and years they told me,

> > Be careful of your breasts.

> > Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.

> > And give them monthly tests.

> >

> > So I heeded all their warnings,

> > And protected them by law.

> > Guarded them very carefully,

> > And I always wore my bra.

> >

> > After 30 years of astute care,

> > My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,

> > Said I should get a Mammogram

> > " O.K, " I said, " let's do it. "

> >

> > " Stand up here real close " she said,

> > (She got my boob in line),

> > " And tell me when it hurts, " she said,

> > " Ah yes! Right there, that's fine. "

> >

> > She stepped upon a pedal,

> > I could not believe my eyes!

> > A plastic plate came slamming down,

> > My hooter's in a vise!

> >

> > My skin was stretched and mangled,

> > From underneath my chin.

> > My poor boob was being squashed,

> > To Swedish Pancake thin.

> >

> > Excruciating pain I felt,

> > Within it's vise-like grip.

> > A prisoner in this vicious thing,

> > My poor defenseless tit!

> >

> > " Take a deep breath " she said to me,

> > Who does she think she's kidding?!?

> > My chest is mashed in her machine,

> > And woozy I am getting.

> >

> > " There, that's good, " I heard her say,

> > (The room was slowly swaying.)

> > " Now, let's have a go at the other one. "

> > Have mercy, I was praying.

> >

> > It squeezed me from both up and down,

> > It squeezed me from both sides.

> > I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,

> > To HER tender little hide.

> >

> > Next time that they make me do this,

> > I will request a blindfold.

> > I have no wish to see again,

> > My knockers getting steam rolled.

> >

> > This machine was created by a man,

> > Of this, I have no doubt.

> > I'd like to stick his balls in there,

> > And see how THEY come out!