Guest guest Posted May 2, 2004 Report Share Posted May 2, 2004 " LITTLE KNOWN ILLNESSES " PSEUDONYMPHOMANIA Compulsive desire to have a lot of sex under an assumed name. HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool. HERPES CINEPLEX Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50. VISACARDITIS The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit. OREOPOROSIS Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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