RE:HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAWNY..........

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Tawny....Happy Birthday.....I hope you had a great day......I am

sorry you had such a lousy day yesterday.....I went through this

also and had to have a biopsy......not nice when you don't have alot

to give away to start with....I realize there is'nt much that can be

said to make you feel better until it is all over one way or

another ....SO.......I am sending you a joke in hopes that the smile

will make it better for now......and once again I hope your birthday

was great......Kathi in OK

Perfect Breasts = (o)(o)

Fake Silicone Breasts = ( + )( + )

Perky Breasts = (*)(*)

Big Nipple Breasts = (@)(@)

A Cups = o o.......this is about where I fit except old and

saggy ....

D Cups = { O }{ O }

Wonder Bra Breasts = (oYo)

Cold Breasts = ( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided Breasts = (o)(O)

Janet /Pierced Nipple Breasts = (Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts = (p)(p)

Gramma's Breasts = \ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts = ( )( )

Android Breasts = | o | | o |

Mammogram Breasts = ___ ___

For years and years they told me,

Be careful of your breasts.

Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.

And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,

And protected them by law.

Guarded them very carefully,

And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,

My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,

Said I should get a Mammogram

" O.K, " I said, " let's do it. "

" Stand up here real close " she said,

(She got my boob in line),

" And tell me when it hurts, " she said,

" Ah yes! Right there, that's fine. "

She stepped upon a pedal,

I could not believe my eyes!

A plastic plate came slamming down,

My hooter's in a vise!

My skin was stretched and mangled,

From underneath my chin.

My poor boob was being squashed,

To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,

Within it's vise-like grip.

A prisoner in this vicious thing,

My poor defenseless tit!

" Take a deep breath " she said to me,

Who does she think she's kidding?!?

My chest is mashed in her machine,

And woozy I am getting.

" There, that's good, " I heard her say,

(The room was slowly swaying.)

" Now, let's have a go at the other one. "

Have mercy, I was praying.

It squeezed me from both up and down,

It squeezed me from both sides.

I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,

To HER tender little hide.

Next time that they make me do this,

I will request a blindfold.

I have no wish to see again,

My knockers getting steam rolled.

This machine was created by a man,

Of this, I have no doubt.

I'd like to stick his balls in there,

And see how THEY come out!