Guest guest Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Sorry everybody, this one's completely off topic! Jan One day Ole and Lena were outside, and it started to rain. They thought nothing of it. Well, the rains kept coming until the main floor of their house became filled with water. Lena said, " Ole, what are we going to do? The water is coming in. " " Let's go upstairs. The rain won't last that long, and it won't get up there, " was Ole's reply. So Ole and Lena went upstairs to wait for the rain to stop. After a short time Lena looked at her feet and saw they were immersed in water. Given your floods - thought you might appreciate this one then! " Ole! Ole! the rain has reached us up here. What are we going to do? " " Lena, calm down. We'll just go up on the roof. The water will NEVER reach us up there. It's too high. " After sitting on the roof for a period of time, Lena noticed a hat floating down stream. She, of course, thought that someone had just lost his hat and the current was taking the hat with it. However, when she looked at the water rising again, she noticed that the hat was coming back up stream. That hat kept going downstream and then back upstream, downstream and back upstream. " Ole, look at that hat, " she said. Ole was as puzzled as she was. Then it suddenly hit him. He remembered what Sven had told him. " Lena, I know why that hat is going back and forth upstream. When I talked to Sven yesterday, he said that come hell or high water he was going to mow his lawn today!! " Jan In a message dated 1/7/2008 8:19:55 P.M. Mountain Standard Time, dignacassens@... writes: What a great laugh! and I sure needed it. After the Southern CA deluge all night last night ground was mushy enough, so some must have migrated down the hill again, and this afternoon we again had a busted water pipe from the main to the side garden. So, no water tonight bc it was too dark and flooded for the plumber to fix it, facing a huge repair bill to say nothing of the water bill we will get for this month, and early morning run to my daughter's for shower before work. I needed this one, so thanks. Digna ----- Original Message ----- From: _Dineright4@..._ (mailto:Dineright4@...) To: _LEAPSelfHelp@LEAPSelfHelpLEA_ (mailto:LEAPSelfHelp ) Cc: _rd-usa@...-_ (mailto:rd-usa ) Sent: Monday, January 07, 2008 9:27 AM Subject: Learning to Cook with recipes - humor ;-) Silly humor - Those of you that are NOT cooks, and just learning how might especially enjoy this. Jan Patenaude Subject: Lena's cookbook Lena 's Cookbook Diary Monday: It's fun to cook for Ole. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls. Tuesday: Ole wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Ole brought a friend home for supper Wednesday: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any. Thursday: Today Ole asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Ole asked me why I was rolling around in the garden. Friday: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. Saturday: Ole did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Ole keeps counting to ten. Sunday: Some of Ole's friends came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment. GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Ole. If I can talk Ole into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose. Jan Patenaude, RD Director of Medical Nutrition Signet Diagnostic Corporation (Mountain Time) (toll free) Fax: _DineRight4@..._ (mailto:DineRight4@...) Mediator Release Testing and LEAP Diet Protocol for Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Migraine, Fibromyalgia and more, caused by food sensitivity IMPORTANT - This e-mail message is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed, and may contain information that is privileged, confidential and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you have received this message in error, you are hereby notified that we do not consent to any reading, dissemination, distribution or copying of this e-mail message. 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