Guest guest Posted October 12, 2001 Report Share Posted October 12, 2001 > > TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING! > > --------------------------------- > > 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. > > 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. > > 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. > > 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose > > your balance and fall over. > > 6. People say, " Great s mask! " and you're > > not wearing a mask. > > 5. When the door opens you yell, " Trick or... " and can't > > remember the rest. > > 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of > > restraining orders. > > 3.You have to carefully choose a costume that won't > > dislodge your hairpiece. > > 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood > > with a walker. > > 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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