Guest guest Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 FW: Just for chuckles > " Don't let your worries get the > best of you, remember, Moses > started out as a basket case " > > Some people are kind, polite, > and sweet-spirited - until you > try to sit in their pews. > > Many folks want to serve God, > but only as advisers > It is easier to preach ten > sermons than it is to live one. > > The good Lord didn't create > anything without a purpose, > but mosquitoes come close. > > When you get to your wit's end, > you'll find God lives there. > > People are funny, they want > the front of the bus, the middle > of the road, and the back of > the church. > > Opportunity may knock once, > but temptation bangs on your > front door forever. > > Quit griping about your > church; if it were perfect, > you couldn't belong. > > If the church wants a better > pastor, it only needs to pray > for the one it has. > > God Himself does not propose > to judge a man until he is dead. > So why should you? > > Some minds are like concrete, > thoroughly mixed up and > permanently set. > > Peace starts with a smile. > > I don't know why some people > change churches; what > difference does it make which > one you stay home from? > > A lot of church members > who are singing " Standing > on the Promises " are just > sitting on the premises. > > We were called to be witnesses, > not lawyers or judges > > Be ye fishers of men. > You catch them - > He'll clean them. > > Coincidence is when God > chooses to remain anonymous. > > Don't put a question mark > where God put a period. > > Don't wait for 6 strong men > to take you to church. > > Forbidden fruits create many jams. > > God doesn't call the qualified, > He qualifies the called. > > God grades on the cross, > not the curve. > > God loves everyone, but > probably prefers " fruits > of the spirit " over " religious > nuts! " > > God promises a safe landing, > not a calm passage. > > He who angers you, controls you! > > If God is your Copilot - swap seats! > > Prayer: Don't give God > instructions -- just report for duty! > > The task ahead of us is never > as great as the Power behind us. > > The Will of God will never > take you to where the Grace > of God will not protect you. > > We don't change the message, > the message changes us. > > You can tell how big a person > is by what it takes to discourage him. > > The best mathematical > equation I have ever seen: > 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. > > " Father, bless the person > reading this in whatever it > is that You know they need " > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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