The ten top for Fibromyalgia

[Guest guest]

One way to cope with fibro is make definitions of common situations that happen

with fibro! Here some examples! These examples from the book inside

fibromyalgia with Mark Pellegrino! Some of them are funny and some really are

not " funny " .

1. Fibronyms: Words that take on a unique meaning pertaining to our

fibromyalgia!

2. Mack Truck: A popular vehicle that frequently runs over fibro patients

while they sleep!

3. Groan Up: Adult fibromyalgia patient!

4. Pain Pal: A fibromyalgia colleague who understands what we are going

through!

5. Pain in the Neck: A fibromyalgia person who has a whiplash injury!

6. Painstaking: The diligent care and effort taken when palpating and

mapping out the painful tender points!

7. Ambidextrous: The ability to be equally clumsy with both hands!

8. Etiquette: Knowing the proper way to tell people you have completely

forgotten their name!

9. Expert: Someone who doesn’t know anymore than you do about

fibromyalgia, but uses slides!

10. Fibro-Fog: Mental state where 60% of the time one is confused and absent

minded, and the other 60% of the time, has difficulty concentrating and

remembering things!

The top ten fibromyalgia self help books that never became best sellers!!

1. How to cure fibromyalgia!

2. Learn to speak assertively with your muscles!

3. How to blame others for your fibromyalgia!

4. Be positive in spite of miserable depressing pain in every despicable

muscle of your body!

5. Yes, Every problem you have ever had is from fibromyalgia!

6. Teach your spouse, Family, Friends to completely understand fibromyalgia!

7. Smother your pain with love!

8. Planning a vacation? Don’t forget to bring along your fibromyalgia!

9. Use your pain to win the lottery!

10. How to function on only two house of stage IV sleep!

~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a

little of each other everywhere. " ~

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

[Guest guest]

Hi Jan, Are you really back, I have missed you so much? I hope that

you got moved, and settled in, can't wait to hear how things are with

you, big hugs Tawny

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> One way to cope with fibro is make definitions of common situations

that happen with fibro! Here some examples! These examples from

the book inside fibromyalgia with Mark Pellegrino! Some of them are

funny and some really are not " funny " .

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> 1. Fibronyms: Words that take on a unique meaning pertaining

to our fibromyalgia!

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> 2. Mack Truck: A popular vehicle that frequently runs over

fibro patients while they sleep!

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> 3. Groan Up: Adult fibromyalgia patient!

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> 4. Pain Pal: A fibromyalgia colleague who understands what we

are going through!

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> 5. Pain in the Neck: A fibromyalgia person who has a whiplash

injury!

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> 6. Painstaking: The diligent care and effort taken when

palpating and mapping out the painful tender points!

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> 7. Ambidextrous: The ability to be equally clumsy with both

hands!

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> 8. Etiquette: Knowing the proper way to tell people you have

completely forgotten their name!

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> 9. Expert: Someone who doesn't know anymore than you do about

fibromyalgia, but uses slides!

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> 10. Fibro-Fog: Mental state where 60% of the time one is confused

and absent minded, and the other 60% of the time, has difficulty

concentrating and remembering things!

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> The top ten fibromyalgia self help books that never became best

sellers!!

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> 1. How to cure fibromyalgia!

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> 2. Learn to speak assertively with your muscles!

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> 3. How to blame others for your fibromyalgia!

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> 4. Be positive in spite of miserable depressing pain in every

despicable muscle of your body!

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> 5. Yes, Every problem you have ever had is from fibromyalgia!

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> 6. Teach your spouse, Family, Friends to completely understand

fibromyalgia!

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> 7. Smother your pain with love!

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> 8. Planning a vacation? Don't forget to bring along your

fibromyalgia!

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> 9. Use your pain to win the lottery!

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> 10. How to function on only two house of stage IV sleep!

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we take a little of each other everywhere. " ~

> ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me

smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

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[Guest guest]

Jan,

These are good! Think I'll pass this on the the Dercum group!

Judi