Guest guest Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 In a message dated 04/08/2004 18:56:38 Central Standard Time, Naimhe writes: > > >> For all of us who are 50 or older -- even those of you younger than 50 >> will appreciate the following: >> No nursing home for me. I am checking into the Holiday Inn! With >> the average cost for a nursing home per day reaching $188.00, there >> is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have already checked on >> reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay >> discount and senior discount, it's $49.23 per night. That leaves >> $138.77 a day for: Breakfast, lunch and dinner in any restaurant I >> want, or room service. Laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. >> >> Plus, they provide a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge, washer, >> dryer, etc., most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free >> shampoo and soap. They treat you like a customer, not a patient. $5 >> worth of tips a day will have the entire staff scrambling to help >> you. There is a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free. To >> meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays. For a ! change >> of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice >> restaurants there. While you're at the airport, fly somewhere. >> Otherwise, the cash keeps building up. >> >> It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will >> take your reservation today. And you are not stuck in one place >> forever, you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city. >> Hawaii? They have a Holiday Inn there too. >> >> T.V. broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No >> problem. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience. >> The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid >> checks to see if you are ok. If not, they will call the undertaker or >> an ambulance. If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the >> hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your >> life. And no worries about visits from family. They will always be >> glad to find you! , and probably check in for a few days >> mini-vacation. The grandkids can use the pool. What more can >> you ask for? So, when I reach the golden age I'll face it with a grin >> Just forward all my email to: me @ Holiday.Inn >> >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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