Re: Funny Walmart story/joke

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ROTFLMAO....Thanks that was a good one

[ ] Funny Walmart story/joke

> Only at Wal-mart !!!!!!!

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> > > >One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike

> behind

> > him,

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> > > > " My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor. "

> > > > " Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike

> > > >replies. " There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.

> > > >Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell

> > > >you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds

> > > >and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor. "

> > > >So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to

> > > >Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up

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> > asks

> > > >for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and

> waits.

> > > >Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: " You have

> > > >tennis elbow.

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> > > >Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will

> > > >improve in two weeks. "

> > > >Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

> > > >That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology

> > > >was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

> > > >He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine

> > > >samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good

> > > >measure.

> > > >

> > > >Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.

> > > >He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits

> > > >the results.

> > > >The computer prints the following:

> > > >1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

> > > >2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

> > (Aisle 7)

> > > >3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

> > > >4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a

> lawyer.

> > > >5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will

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> > get

> > > >better.

> > > >

> > > >Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

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> I thought this was funny and thought I would share it with the group.

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> Talk to you all later

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