Funny Walmart story/joke

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Only at Wal-mart !!!!!!!

> > >

> > >One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike

behind

> him,

> > >

> > > " My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor. "

> > > " Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike

> > >replies. " There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.

> > >Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell

> > >you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds

> > >and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor. "

> > >So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to

> > >Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up

and

> asks

> > >for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and

waits.

> > >Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: " You have

> > >tennis elbow.

> > >

> > >Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will

> > >improve in two weeks. "

> > >Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

> > >That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology

> > >was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

> > >He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine

> > >samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good

> > >measure.

> > >

> > >Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.

> > >He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits

> > >the results.

> > >The computer prints the following:

> > >1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

> > >2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

> (Aisle 7)

> > >3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

> > >4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a

lawyer.

> > >5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will

never

> get

> > >better.

> > >

> > >Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

I thought this was funny and thought I would share it with the group.

Talk to you all later