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In a message dated 8/10/04 2:54:44 PM Central Daylight Time, ANuno@...

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> Life explained.

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> On the first day God created the cow. God said, " You must go to field all

> day long, suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the

> farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years. "

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> The cow said, " That's a tough life to live for sixty years! Let me have

> twenty years and I'll give back the other forty. " And God agreed.

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> On the second day God created the dog. God said, " Sit by the door of your

> house all day and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you

> a life span of twenty years. "

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> The dog said, " That's too long to just be barking at everyone. Give me ten

> years and I'll give back the rest. " And God agreed.

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> On the third day God created the monkey. God said, " Entertain people, do

> tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a life span of twenty years. "

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> Monkey said, " How boring! Do tricks for twenty years!? I don't think so. Dog

> gave back ten and I'll do the same, okay? " And God once again agreed.

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> On the fourth day God created man. God said, " Eat, sleep, play, and have

> sex. Do nothing other than enjoy the life I have given you! You will have

> twenty years. "

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> Man said, " What!? Only twenty years!? No way! Tell you what; I'll take my

> twenty, plus the forty from cow, the ten from monkey, and the ten from dog.

> That gives me eighty years. Sound good!? "

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> " Okay, " said God. " You've got a deal. "

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> So that is why, for the first twenty years of life, we do nothing buy eat,

> sleep, play, and have sex; for the next forty years we slave under the sun to

> support ourselves and our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks

> to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of

> our house and bark at everyone that passes by!

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> Life has now been explained.

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