Guest guest Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 New drugs available for women: ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that renders preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you how they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. D A M * I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to #!# for up to 8 full hours. F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic. Increases resistance to cheap pick-up lines. B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. J A C K A S P I R I N Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number. A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. N A G A M E T When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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