You Might Be A Rural Southern Fire Department If:

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You Might Be A Rural Southern Fire Department

If:

Your two way radio transmissions all begin with "Breaker,

Breaker".

You have ever been dispatched to a working "cow" fire.

You ever put out a cow chip fire.

Your PASS alarm goes "Yeee Haw".

Your dispatch center ever said, "Ya'll can't miss it".

You used your rescue air bags as furniture at the fire station.

You refill your air bottles at the local gas station "Free

Air" hose.

Your department has a Rescue Bubba and a Rescue Cow for training.

You only wash down the floor in the station to "keep the dust

down".

Your radio call signal is "Wheee doggies".

You have to mark the department out of service two weeks

during deer

season and every Sunday during the Winston Cup Race.

You bought a computer so you could get NASCAR Online on the

Internet.

You count reading fire magazines in the bathroom as training

hours.

Your last four fire department raffles were for a shotgun,

and a member

won it each time.

You borrowed the department's quick dump tank so you could

have a

neighborhood pool party.

Your safety officer is the person who broke his arm

at the last house fire.

Your rehab consists of a cold beer and a pack of "nabs".

Your last serious fire was your fire department BBQ---or fuzzy's

house...lol.

You used your "good" fire hose as a bumper on your boat dock.

You have a shotgun rack in the back of your fire truck.....and

got two

bucks on your last call.

Your Hurst tool is on loan to the local body shop.

You use a hanging noose knot for all your rescue operations

because it's

real adjustable.

You don't allow a person to join the department unless they

own a pickup.

You wore a hole in your fire boots....while wearing them at

your full time

job.

You keep 2 packs of "Red Man" in your turnout gear for "emergencies".

Your departments brush truck doubles as your hunting truck.

You voted against the last person for chief because he was

a Gordon fan.

You painted your new rescue truck to look like Earnhart's

race car.

You borrowed the fire truck to use the sptolights for deer

hunting.

The directions to your last house fire was "Go down past the

last house

you burnt up" and you know exactly which house they are talking

about.

Your ever went diving in a swimming pool with your SCBA equipment....

just to see how it would work.

You must take the battery out of your tractor to put in the

fire truck before

you go on calls.

Your preacher borrows your PASS alarms each Sunday for church

to keep

the congregation awake.

You consider "2 in and 2 out" to be two guys in the cab and

two on the

tailboard of the truck.

The last girl you kissed was named Resci-Annie and you enjoyed

it so

much you are thinking seriously about asking her out.

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