Top 10 Sign Your Car Should be Recalled

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Top Ten Signs Your Car Should Be Recalled (I love #1!)

10. " Leaks brake fluid, transmission fluid and blood "

9. " It can only make left turns "

8. " Ambulances follow you around "

7. " It was rated a " Best Buy " by " Faulty Wiring Magazine " "

6. " It has the same battery as your watch "

5. " Heater control is marked " Low, " " High " and " Sars " "

4. " Page 74 of the owners' manual advises: " Car is for display purposes only " "

3. " Blue book value: $38.75 "

2. " Seatbelts are made of delicious Taffy "

1. " Dealer promised engine would last as long as your marriage to J-Lo "

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