Humor - Incoming Fax...(slightly adult)

[Guest guest]

Three women are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there

is a beeping sound. The first lady presses her forearm and

the beeping stops. The others look at her curiously.

" That's my pager, " she says, " I have a micro-chip under

the skin of my arm. " A few minutes later a phone rings.

The second woman lifts her palm to her ear. When she fin-

ishes she explains, " That's my mobile phone. I have amicro-

chip in my hand. " The third woman, feeling decidedly low-

tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes she returns

with a piece of toilet paper hanging from the crack of her

butt. The others raise their eyebrows. " Oh, excuse me. I'm

getting a Fax. "