Laughter Alert!!! Xmas at Wal-Mart OT

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15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time

with their Xmas shopping or just cuz yur bored:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they

aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in

housewares.....and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite

them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you

people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows

where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from

" Mission Impossible. "

12. In the auto department, practice your " Madonna look " using different size

funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say " PICK ME! " " PICK

ME! "

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position

and scream " NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

And last but not least

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly

" There is no toilet paper in here! "