Re: Cinderella - slightly adult - Dixie

[Guest guest]

100 Points for a full belly laugh! I kept trying to imagine what the catch

was...maybe he couldn't

talk but meow, coughs up hairballs, or spent all of his time rubbing up against

your leg. I was

totally unprepared for the real punchline. Thanks. Iris

--- Dixie <dix7chix@...> wrote:

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> Cinderella years later.....

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> Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead

prince, she happily

> sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch,

with a cat named Bob

> for companionship.

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> One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella

said, " Fairy

> Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years? "

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> The fairy godmother replied, " Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life

since I last saw

> you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns? "

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> Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful

consideration, she uttered

> her first wish: " The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm

living hand to mouth

> on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.

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> Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold

> Cinderella said, " Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother " .

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> The fairy godmother replied " it is the least that I can do. What do you want

for your second

> wish? "

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> Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, " I wish I were young and

full of the

> beauty and youth I once had. "

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> At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned.

Cinderella felt

> stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

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> And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: " You have one more wish; what

shall it be? "

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> Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, " I wish

for you to

> transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man. "

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> Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological

make-up that, when

> he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she

nor the world had

> ever seen.

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> The fairy godmother said, " Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.

With a blazing

> shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as

she appeared.

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> For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.

Cinderella sat,

> breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever

seen.

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> Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair,

& held her close

> in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with

his warm breath as

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