Guest guest Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. Thereby lies a tale! The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing? " " Reading a book, " she replies, (thinking, " Isn't that obvious? " ) " You're in a restricted fishing area, " he informs her. " I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading. " " Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. " " If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault, " says the woman. " But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden. " That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. " " Have a nice day ma'am " , and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. ~ " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere. " ~ ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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