Guest guest Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? Noah was sitting on the deck. What did Noah say as he was loading the ark? " Now I herd everything. " What animal could Noah not trust? The cheetah Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter, who went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson; he brought down the house. What is God's first name? Andy. . . And He walks with me and He talks with me... Which Bible character had no parents? , son of Nun Why did the Israelites wander 40 years in the wilderness? None of the men would ask for directions. What made Abraham so smart? He knew a Lot. What do they call pastors in Germany? German Shepherds How much weight does an evangelist carry with God? One billigram ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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