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Have A Little Fun...

This is too funny...... Laugh a little --------- This only takes a

minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to

everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some

silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot

more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow

the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new

name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family

and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who

sent it to you, so they know you participated. The following in

an excerpt from a children's book, " Captain Underpants and the

Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants " by Dave Pilkey. The evil

Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first

name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup

d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy

g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim

j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie

m = pinky n = zippy o = goober

p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy

s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey

v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half

of your new last name:

a= apple b = toilet c = giggle

d = burger e = girdle f = barf

g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie

j = monkey k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino o = bubble

p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken

v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second

half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face

d = nose e = tush f = breath

g = pants h = shorts i = lips

j = honker k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney

p = biscuits q = toes r = buns

s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles

v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck

y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, W. Bush's new name is Goober

Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the

subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a

day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in

your day