Re: OT-Warning This is not an urban legend!

[Guest guest]

WAY to funny Jan and unfortunately TRUE!

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> BE CAREFUL -- This seems to be happening a lot!

>

> I know you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen

> while he was passed out. Whilst that was an " urban legend, " this one is not.

> It's happening every day.

>

> I'm sending this warning to all of my closest friends. You, too, may have been

> a victim. Read on.

>

> My thighs were stolen from me during the night of August 3rd a few years ago.

> It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone

> else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs

> were these? What happened to

> mine? I spend the entire summer looking for them. I searched, in vain, at

> pools and beaches, anyplace where female limbs might be exposed. I became

> obsessed. I had nightmares filled with cellulite and flesh that turned to

> bumps in the night. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out

> my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.

>

> Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next.

> I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new butt,

> although it was badly attached. It was three inches lower than the original to

> the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.

>

> A year later, it was my breasts. Once full, yet perky, they now lay like bags

> of water on my chest, no longer proudly pointing forward to greet the world,

> but looking down at my feet, as though hanging in shame.

>

> Two years ago, I realized my arms had been switched. One morning while fixing

> my hair, I

> watched, horrified but fascinated, as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and

> fro with the motion of the hairbrush. Bat wings!! And I didn't even see the

> Bat Signal! This was really getting scary!!! My body was being replaced,

> cleverly and fiendishly, one section at a time. In the end, in deepening

> despair, I gave up my t-shirts. What could they do to me next?

>

> Age? Age had nothing to do with it.

>

>

> & nbsp;

> & nbsp;

> & nbsp;

> & nbsp;

> !

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>

> & nbsp;

> & nbsp;

> Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed and intangible, something like

> maturity. NO, I was being attacked, repeatedly and without warning.

>

> That's why I've decided to share my story. I can't take on the medical

> profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee!

>

> That isn't really " plastic " those surgeons are using. You know where they're

> getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone

> has had a face " lifted, " look again! Was it lifted from you? Check out those

> tummy tucks and butt raisings. Look familiar? Are those your eyelids on that

> movie star?

>

> I think I finally may have found my thighs, and I hope Crawford paid a

> really good price for them!

>

> This is NOT a hoax! This is happening every night to women in every town all

> across the world.

>

> Warn your FRIENDS and WIVES!!!

>

>

> ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

> entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

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[Guest guest]

WAY to funny Jan and unfortunately TRUE!

a

> BE CAREFUL -- This seems to be happening a lot!

>

> I know you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen

> while he was passed out. Whilst that was an " urban legend, " this one is not.

> It's happening every day.

>

> I'm sending this warning to all of my closest friends. You, too, may have been

> a victim. Read on.

>

> My thighs were stolen from me during the night of August 3rd a few years ago.

> It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone

> else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs

> were these? What happened to

> mine? I spend the entire summer looking for them. I searched, in vain, at

> pools and beaches, anyplace where female limbs might be exposed. I became

> obsessed. I had nightmares filled with cellulite and flesh that turned to

> bumps in the night. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out

> my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.

>

> Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next.

> I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new butt,

> although it was badly attached. It was three inches lower than the original to

> the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.

>

> A year later, it was my breasts. Once full, yet perky, they now lay like bags

> of water on my chest, no longer proudly pointing forward to greet the world,

> but looking down at my feet, as though hanging in shame.

>

> Two years ago, I realized my arms had been switched. One morning while fixing

> my hair, I

> watched, horrified but fascinated, as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and

> fro with the motion of the hairbrush. Bat wings!! And I didn't even see the

> Bat Signal! This was really getting scary!!! My body was being replaced,

> cleverly and fiendishly, one section at a time. In the end, in deepening

> despair, I gave up my t-shirts. What could they do to me next?

>

> Age? Age had nothing to do with it.

>

>

> & nbsp;

> & nbsp;

> & nbsp;

> & nbsp;

> !

>

>

> & nbsp;

> & nbsp;

> Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed and intangible, something like

> maturity. NO, I was being attacked, repeatedly and without warning.

>

> That's why I've decided to share my story. I can't take on the medical

> profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee!

>

> That isn't really " plastic " those surgeons are using. You know where they're

> getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone

> has had a face " lifted, " look again! Was it lifted from you? Check out those

> tummy tucks and butt raisings. Look familiar? Are those your eyelids on that

> movie star?

>

> I think I finally may have found my thighs, and I hope Crawford paid a

> really good price for them!

>

> This is NOT a hoax! This is happening every night to women in every town all

> across the world.

>

> Warn your FRIENDS and WIVES!!!

>

>

> ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

> entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "

>

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