Re: More Songs for the Holiday

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Melody,

Whew! that's pretty rough.

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Subject: [texasems-L] More Songs for the Holiday

Date: Mon, 20 Dec 1999 09:10:17 -0600

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How about one for PATHOLOGICAL LIARS?

(Sung to the tune of " Jingle Balls " )

Verse One:

Tales of travel seem -- to make my spirits lie

About just who I'm with right now

and where I was last night.

Doesn't matter if -- I hurt the one I love

I've got my cake and eat it too

so I'm in Full Delight!

Chorus:

Oh, Lie away, Lie away, Lie away all day

Oh what fun it is to lie to get my way with you.

Lie away, Lie away -- Christmas time or not!

I'm gonna keep on lying Til'

Someday I get caught!

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> > Depending on your medical condition, you may find your song here...

> >

> > SCHIZOPHRENIA:

> > >> > Do you Hear What I Hear?

> > >> >

> > MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

> > >> > We Three Queens Disoriented Are

> > >> >

> > NARCISSISTIC:

> > >> > Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

> > >> >

> > MANIC:

> > >> > Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores

> > and

> > >> > Office

> > >> > and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire

Hydrants

> > >> and.....

> > >> >

> > PARANOID:

> > >> > Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

> > PERSONALITY DISORDER:

> > >> > You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll

tell

> > you

> > >> > Why.

> > >> > DEPRESSION:

> > >> > Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

> > >> >

> > OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

> > >> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock ........

> > >> > ....(better start again)

> > >> >

> > PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:

> > >> > On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me

> > >> > (and then took it all away).

> > >> >

> > BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

> > >> > Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

> > >> >

> >

>

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