Who's at fault here....the manufacturer or the consumer? (Giggle) ot

[Guest guest]

In Honor of Stupid People....

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed

through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on

consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner!

No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- " Directions: Use like

regular soap. "

(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners --

" Serving suggestion: Defrost. "

(but, it's " just " a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

" Do not turn upside down. "

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --

" Product will be hot after heating. "

(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

" Do not iron clothes on body. "

(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

" Do not drive a car or operate machinery

after taking this medication. "

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents

if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those

forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid --

" Warning: May cause drowsiness. "

(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights --

" For indoor or outdoor use only. "

(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor --

" Not to be used for the other use. "

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts --

" Warning: contains nuts. "

(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- Instructions: Open packet, eat

nuts. " (Step3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- " Wearing of this garment does not enable you to

fly. "

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- " Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or

genitals. "

(Oh my ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and

send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)... in

other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "