Guest guest Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. " Come now, " coaxed the doctor, " you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me. " " This one's kind of strange... " " Let me be the judge of that, " the doctor replied. " Well, " she said, " yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies. " I see. " " That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl. " Uh-huh " " That night, " she went on, " there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!, " she implored, " I'm scared out of my wits! " the gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. " There, there, it's nothing to be scared about. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Ready for this?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (I'm warning you.....) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Still not too late..... delete now!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ " You're simply going through the change. " ---------- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.298 / Virus Database: 265.6.4 - Release Date: 12/22/2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Oh June-you have no shame ! this was a really cute groaner- from someone who unfortunately knows something about change, Holiday hugs, -------------- Original message from " June Dixon " <juner24@...>: -------------- > > A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish > as she visited her gynecologist. > > " Come now, " coaxed the doctor, > " you've been seeing me for years! > > There's nothing you can't tell me. " > > " This one's kind of strange... " > > " Let me be the judge of that, " the doctor replied. > > " Well, " she said, " yesterday I went to the bathroom > in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink > in the toilet and when I looked down, > the water was full of pennies. " > > I see. " > > > > " That afternoon I went again > and there were nickels in the bowl. > > > > " Uh-huh " > > > > " That night, " she went on, > " there were dimes and this morning > there were quarters! > You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!, " > she implored, " I'm scared out of my wits! " > > the gynecologist > put a comforting hand on her shoulder. > " There, there, it's nothing to be scared about. " > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > (Ready for this?) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > (I'm warning you.....) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > (Still not too late..... delete now!) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > " You're simply going through the change. " > > > ---------- > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.298 / Virus Database: 265.6.4 - Release Date: 12/22/2004 > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Oh June-you have no shame ! this was a really cute groaner- from someone who unfortunately knows something about change, Holiday hugs, -------------- Original message from " June Dixon " <juner24@...>: -------------- > > A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish > as she visited her gynecologist. > > " Come now, " coaxed the doctor, > " you've been seeing me for years! > > There's nothing you can't tell me. " > > " This one's kind of strange... " > > " Let me be the judge of that, " the doctor replied. > > " Well, " she said, " yesterday I went to the bathroom > in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink > in the toilet and when I looked down, > the water was full of pennies. " > > I see. " > > > > " That afternoon I went again > and there were nickels in the bowl. > > > > " Uh-huh " > > > > " That night, " she went on, > " there were dimes and this morning > there were quarters! > You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!, " > she implored, " I'm scared out of my wits! " > > the gynecologist > put a comforting hand on her shoulder. > " There, there, it's nothing to be scared about. " > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > (Ready for this?) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > (I'm warning you.....) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > (Still not too late..... delete now!) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > " You're simply going through the change. " > > > ---------- > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.298 / Virus Database: 265.6.4 - Release Date: 12/22/2004 > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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