All in the Job's Description..... (OT)

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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window

saying:

" HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be

bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. "

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went

inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to

the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager

looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked

determined, so he led him into the office.

Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager

said, " I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type. "

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect

letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him,

then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, " The sign says you have to be

good with a computer. "

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to

demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample

spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager.

By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said,

" I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting

abilities. However, I still can't give you the job. "

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the part

about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said, " Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual. "

The dog looked at him straight in the face, and said, " Meow. "

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "