Why did the chicken cross the road? LOL (ot)

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So Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

GEORGE W BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if

the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Our side of the road is the right

side of the road and the chicken is either against us or for us. There is no

middle ground for any chicken.

COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the

chicken crossing the road.

DONALD RUMSFELD

I have known about the chicken crossing the road for several months. I was

investigating why the chicken moved but didn't feel it was necessary to alert

anyone.

HANS BLIX

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed

to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it!

RALPH NADER

The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by

unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on

the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a

gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN

To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH

I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a

government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is

already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road

syndrome. Can you believe this?How much more of this can real Americans take?

Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax

dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to

build road for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART

No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing

order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain

level. No little bird gave me any inside information.

DR SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken

crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having

their motives called into question.

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the

chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken

tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious

case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the

road.

JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -- in peace.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX

It was a historic inevitability.

CAPTAIN KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

SIGMOND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals

your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES

I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only crss roads, but will lay

eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook...and Internet

Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE

That was my chicken! I invented the chicken.

COLONEL SANDERS

Did I miss one?

The pessimist scorns the fact that roses have thorns. The optimist gives thanks

that thorns have roses

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "