Guest guest Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 An old farmer is awakened by his smoke-alarm. He manages to get to the phone and dials 911. He reports the fire and gives his address. The voice at the other end says " We'll get there as soon as we can. What's the best way to get to your house? " The agitated farmer says, " Don't you guys still have those big red trucks? " ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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