Guest guest Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 One day, Mrs. 's dishwasher quit working. She calls a repairman and tells him, " Let yourself in to fix this. My bulldog won't bother you. But, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! " The repairman arrives and finds a huge, mean-looking bulldog. As promised, the dog leaves him alone. But the parrot drives him nuts with constant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally, the repairman can't contain himself and yells, " Shut up, you stupid bird! " To which the parrot replies, " Get him, Spike! " ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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