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Okay,

I'm going to try forwarding this to the group. It is cute.

Peg

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This is really cute!

You'll like this one !

> JESUS AND FINKELSTEIN

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> Jesus is wandering around Jerusalem when he decides he really needs a new

> robe.

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> After looking around, he sees a sign for " Finkelstein, the Tailor. "

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> He goes in and Finkelstein prepares a new robe for him which is a perfect

> fit.

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> When he asks how much he owes, Finkelstein brushes him off:

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> " No,no,there's no charge. But, may I ask a small favor?

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> Maybe whenever you give a sermon you could just mention a little

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> something about how your nice robe was made by Finkelstein the Tailor. "

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> Jesus readily agrees and, as promised, plugs Finkelstein's robes every

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> time he preaches. Some months later, he is walking through Jerusalem and

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> happens by Finkelstein's shop. There is a huge line of people waiting for

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> Finkelstein's robes. He pushes his way through the crowd to speak to

> Finkelstein.

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> " Jesus, Jesus, look what a marvel you've been for business, " gushes

> Finkelstein.

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> " Would you consider a partnership? " " Sure, sure, " replies Jesus.

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> " Jesus and Finkelstein it is. "

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> " Uh, no, no " , says Finkelstein. " Finkelstein and Jesus.

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> After all I am the craftsman. "

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> The two of them debate this for some time.

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> Among other topics, they have quite a good theological discussion.

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> Finally, they come to a compromise decision.

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> The new sign went up: Lord & .

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