What's that again?

[Guest guest]

Logos

On an electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts.

Maternity Clothes Shop:

We are open on labor day.

Optometrist's Office:

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

Taxidermist Window:

We really know our stuff.

Butcher's window:

Let me meat your needs.

Used Car Lot:

Second Hand cars in first crash condition.

Car Dealership:

The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment.

Muffler Shop:

No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.

Hotel:

" Help! " We need inn -experienced people.

Butcher's Window:

Pleased to meat you.

Auto Body Shop:

May we have the next dents?

Sign in an office:

We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.

Veterinarians Waiting Room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

The Electric Company:

We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't,you will

be.

Beauty Shop:

Dye now!

Garbage Truck:

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back

Computer Store:

Out for a quick byte.

Diner Window:

Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

Cafeteria:

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

Music Library:

Bach in a minuet.

~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the

entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. "