Re: The Wash Cloth - OT Humor (hilarious)

[Guest guest]

I don't want to even think about this, Sue, LOL! I see only female

physicians who will be looking in " that area, " but I'm not sure it would

be any better.

I'll tell you where to go!

Mayo Clinic in Rochester

http://www.mayoclinic.org/rochester

s Hopkins Medicine

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org

[ ] The Wash Cloth - OT Humor (hilarious)

THE WASH CLOTH

There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

" I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me

that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was

already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes,

so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when

making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the

full

effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth

that

was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in " that

area " to

make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the

clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my

appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,

looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in

Paris or

some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when

the doctor

said, " My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we? "

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest

of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out

from the bathroom, " Mommy, where's my washcloth? "

I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, " No, I

need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and

sparkles

saved inside it. "

[Guest guest]

I don't want to even think about this, Sue, LOL! I see only female

physicians who will be looking in " that area, " but I'm not sure it would

be any better.

I'll tell you where to go!

Mayo Clinic in Rochester

http://www.mayoclinic.org/rochester

s Hopkins Medicine

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org

[ ] The Wash Cloth - OT Humor (hilarious)

THE WASH CLOTH

There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

" I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me

that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was

already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes,

so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when

making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the

full

effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth

that

was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in " that

area " to

make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the

clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my

appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,

looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in

Paris or

some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when

the doctor

said, " My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we? "

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest

of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out

from the bathroom, " Mommy, where's my washcloth? "

I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, " No, I

need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and

sparkles

saved inside it. "