Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Three ladies are discussing their problems with old age. The first one says, " Sometimes I'll be at the refrigerator holding a jar and can't remember if I was putting it in or taking it out. " The second woman says, " That's nothing. Sometimes I'll be on the stairs and can't recall if I was going up or down! " The third exclaims, " I'm glad I don't have memory problems. Knock on wood! " as she raps on the table. A few seconds later she jumps up and says, " That must be the door, I'll get it. " ~ " If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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