Off color-specialist joke.

[Guest guest]

Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.The first surgeon says:I like to see accountants on my operating table because when Iopen them up, everything inside is numbered.The second responds:Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them iscolor-coded.The third surgeon says:No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything insidethem is in alphabetical order.The fourth surgeon chimes in:You know, I like construction workers. Those guys alwaysunderstand when you have a few parts left over.But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on.There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus,the head and the ass are interchangeable