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January 13, 2008

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow

epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three

years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?

And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11

million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each

of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just

give them our s? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked

for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a

courthouse is this:

You cannot post " Thou Shalt Not Steal, " " Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, "

and " Thou Shall Not Lie " in a building full of lawyers, judges and

politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

**************Start the year off right. Easy ways to stay in shape.

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