Guest guest Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Why parents drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " " Is your daddy home? " he asked. " Yes , " whispered the small voice. May I talk with him? " The child whispered, " No . " Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, " Is your Mommy there? " " Yes . " " May I talk with her? " Again the small voice whispered, " No . " Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, " Is anybody else there? " " Yes , " whispered the child, " a policeman " . Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, " May I speak with the policeman? " " No, he's busy " , whispered the child. " Busy doing what? " " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman , " came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, " What is that noise? " " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. " What ! is going on there? " demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter . " Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, " What are they searching for? " Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME . " <http:///> <http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp?id=101279 & rui=67353745> <http:///> <http:///> <http:///> <http:///> <http:///> <http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp?id=101279> <http://geo.yahoo.com/serv?s=97476590/grpId=17646713/grpspId=1705117977/msgI d=1394/stime=1204055458> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 LOL....really! I've searched down a couple of my own when they were little. Set of twins...they get together to work against you sometimes. Lotacats >^.^< Express Chronic Pain Awareness http://www.cafepress.com/lotacatspix/2715248 Myspace http://www.myspace.com/lotacats .Why Parents Drink. Why parents drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " " Is your daddy home? " he asked. " Yes , " whispered the small voice. May I talk with him? " The child whispered, " No . " Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, " Is your Mommy there? " " Yes . " " May I talk with her? " Again the small voice whispered, " No . " Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, " Is anybody else there? " " Yes , " whispered the child, " a policeman " . Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, " May I speak with the policeman? " " No, he's busy " , whispered the child. " Busy doing what? " " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman , " came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, " What is that noise? " " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. " What ! is going on there? " demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter . " Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, " What are they searching for? " Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME . " <http:///> <http://www.incredim ail.com/index. asp?id=101279 & rui=67353745> <http:///> <http:///> <http:///> <http:///> <http:///> <http://www.incredim ail.com/index. asp?id=101279> <http://geo.yahoo. com/serv? s=97476590/ grpId=17646713/ grpspId=17051179 77/msgI d=1394/stime= 1204055458> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Oh la la , and i bet you can tell me about stuff they did too , from time to time..hehhe Liefs Annemie -----Oorspronkelijk bericht----- Van: Hugs-N-Pain [mailto:Hugs-N-Pain ] Namens Lotacatz>^.^< Verzonden: woensdag 27 februari 2008 20:47 Aan: Hugs-N-Pain Onderwerp: Re: .Why Parents Drink. LOL....really! I've searched down a couple of my own when they were little. Set of twins...they get together to work against you sometimes. Lotacats >^.^< Express Chronic Pain Awareness http://www.cafepress.com/lotacatspix/2715248 Myspace http://www.myspace.com/lotacats .Why Parents Drink. Why parents drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " " Is your daddy home? " he asked. " Yes , " whispered the small voice. May I talk with him? " The child whispered, " No . " Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, " Is your Mommy there? " " Yes . " " May I talk with her? " Again the small voice whispered, " No . " Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, " Is anybody else there? " " Yes , " whispered the child, " a policeman " . Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, " May I speak with the policeman? " " No, he's busy " , whispered the child. " Busy doing what? " " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman , " came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, " What is that noise? " " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. " What ! is going on there? " demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter . " Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, " What are they searching for? " Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME . " <http:///> <http://www.incredim ail.com/index. asp?id=101279 & rui=67353745> <http:///> <http:///> <http:///> <http:///> <http:///> <http://www.incredim ail.com/index. asp?id=101279> <http://geo.yahoo. com/serv? s=97476590/ grpId=17646713/ grpspId=17051179 77/msgI d=1394/stime= 1204055458> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.