Guest guest Posted March 25, 2001 Report Share Posted March 25, 2001 Hi, My name is Snotty Cootiebrain. LOL Sue Ginley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 25, 2001 Report Share Posted March 25, 2001 Bonnie, Mine would be Dorkey Girdlefanny --- Bonnie Heintskill wrote: > I have to add a little humor to the group. Hope you > don't mind. I know > we've had something similar to this in the past.... > > My new name is: Zippy Girdlechunks. > > > >Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, > you need some silliness > >to > > >break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the > instructions to find your > > >funny name. > > > > > >The following is an excerpt from a children's > book, " Captain Underpants > >and > > >the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants " , by > Dave Pilkey. > > > > > >The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new > names. Lest we take > > >ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find > your new name and wear it > >with > > >humor for the day! > > > > > > > > >Use the THIRD letter of your first name to > determine your NEW first name: > > > a = stinky > > > b = lumpy > > > c = buttercup > > > d = gidget > > > e = crusty > > > f = greasy > > > g = fluffy > > > h = cheeseball > > > i = chim-chim > > > j = poopsie > > > k = flunky > > > l = booger > > > m = pinky > > > n = zippy > > > o = goober > > > p = doofus > > > q = slimy > > > r = loopy > > > s = snotty > > > t = falafel > > > u = dorkey > > > v = squeezit > > > w = oprah > > > x = skipper > > > y = dinky > > > z = zsa-zsa > > > > > > > > >Use the SECOND letter of your last name to > determine the first half of > >your > > >NEW last name: > > > a = diaper > > > b = toilet > > > c = giggle > > > d = bubble > > > e = girdle > > > f = barf > > > g = lizard > > > h = waffle > > > i = cootie > > > j = monkey > > > k = potty > > > l = liver > > > m = banana > > > n = rhino > > > o = burger > > > p = hamster > > > q = toad > > > r = gizzard > > > s = pizza > > > t = gerbil > > > u = chicken > > > v = pickle > > > w = chuckle > > > x = tofu > > > y = gorilla > > > z = stinker > > > > > > > > >Use the FOURTH letter of your last name to > determine the second half of > >your > > >NEW last name: > > > a = head > > > b = mouth > > > c = face > > > d = nose > > > e = tush > > > f = breath > > > g = pants > > > h = shorts > > > i = lips > > > j = honker > > > k = butt > > > l = brain > > > m = tushie > > > n = chunks > > > o = hiney > > > p = biscuits > > > q = toes > > > r = buns > > > s = fanny > > > t = sniffer > > > u = sprinkles > > > v = kisser > > > w = squirt > > > x = humperdinck > > > y = brains > > > z = juice > > > > > > > > > Thus, for example, W. Bush's new name is > > > Goober Chickenshorts. Go figure! > > > > > > > > >Now, when you forward this, use your new name as > the title of the subject > > >line. > > >And don't forget to send it to the person who > sent it to you. > > > > > > > > > Have fun!! > > > bheint@... > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 26, 2001 Report Share Posted March 26, 2001 Hi its , Who do you see at Sick Kids for Josh's EDS? because Petra is going to see Dr, cole but she also has to se a hemotologist Dr, Blanchette. HOw are you finding it there? Re: Fun times > Hi Bonnie, > > Just to complicate things for the poor kid - the dentist at Sick Kids > said that not only does EDS make his jaw lax but the actual bone > structure of his jaw predisposes him to dislocations. There might be > some help when he is done growing but not much before then. The dentist > could actully feel the jaw popping out when he examined him. > > How much could this affect Josh's swallowing problems? > > > > P.S. you are right the list of good stuff to eat is growing ever > shorter. ( > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 26, 2001 Report Share Posted March 26, 2001 Just call me Zippy Gizzardface! Thanks for the laugh, Bonnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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