Guest guest Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 I just had to let you all know the news ........ > >>> Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. > >>> > >>> Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the > >>> world, but how can I be sure?' > >>> > >>> Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, > >>> but sometimes I wonder.' > >>> > >>> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've > >>> never had it confirmed.' > >>> > >>> They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were > >>> true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to > >>> confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was > >>> the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. > >>> > >>> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their > >>> findings. > >>> > >>> The next day > >>> > >>> Shrek walked up with a smile: 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me > >>> that > >>> I am the strongest man in the world.' > >>> > >>> Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the > >>> sexiest man alive.' > >>> > >>> But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and > >>> said................... > >>> ''Who the heck is KC ???????????????????????????????'' > > (Hit forward and change the name..... then send it to your friends!) Welcome to my web site of Gentleannie2.com please enjoy your stay and share my pages if you want KC -- aka-- Gentleannie2.. " Be kinder than necessary, everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. " Gentleannie22@... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Ok I goofed if I sent this to you and it did not have my name on it at the end that's because just as I was coming to the " Hit the Forward Key " and add my name someone came to my door and all the dogs starting barking and just totally killed my train of thought and at that point I hit Send and off it went and I'm saying " Oh Crap " so here it is again if you got it whatever it's not even funny now?!?!?!# & (*($_) & %^ & *% & ^#$$@!@@#!%^$^(.Shirley I just had to let you all know the news ........ > >>> Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. > >>> > >>> Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the > >>> world, but how can I be sure?' > >>> > >>> Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, > >>> but sometimes I wonder.' > >>> > >>> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've > >>> never had it confirmed.' > >>> > >>> They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were > >>> true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to > >>> confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was > >>> the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. > >>> > >>> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their > >>> findings. > >>> > >>> The next day > >>> > >>> Shrek walked up with a smile: 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me > >>> that > >>> I am the strongest man in the world.' > >>> > >>> Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the > >>> sexiest man alive.' > >>> > >>> But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and > >>> said................... > >>> ''Who the heck is Shirley ???????????????????????????????'' > > (Hit forward and change the name..... then send it to your friends!) Welcome to my web site of Gentleannie2.com please enjoy your stay and share my pages if you want KC -- aka-- Gentleannie2.. " Be kinder than necessary, everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. " Gentleannie22@... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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