Guest guest Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 WE ALL NEED A TO LUAGH A LITTLE MORE. LUAGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE > TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A DIFFERENT > HEALTH CARE PLAN: > > > > (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. > > > > (9) Directions to your doctor's office include " Take a left when > you enter the trailer park. " > > > > (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgecicles. > > > > (7) The only proctologist in the plan is " Gus " from Roto-rooter. > > > > (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is " an > apple a day. " > > > > (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to > Goodwill last month. > > > > (4) " The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network > charges, " is not a typographical error. > > > > (3) The only expense covered 100% is " embalming " . > > > > (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.. > > > > AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN: > > > > (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and > duct tape. > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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