Guest guest Posted June 10, 2001 Report Share Posted June 10, 2001 THIS WAS SOO CUTE HAD TO SEND IT ON!!! > > Subject: God's Plan Explained> >> > On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, "Today I> > have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with> > the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will> > give you a life span of 50 years." The cow objected. "What? This> > kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20> > years, and the last 30 years - I'll give back to you."> > So God agreed.> >> > On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "What> > you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house.> > Any people that come by, or in, you will have to bark at them!> > I'll give you a life span of 20 years!" The dog objected. "What? All> > day long I have to sit by the door? No way! Let me live for only 10years.> > I> > give you back my other 10 years of life!"> > So God agreed.> >> > On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey,> > "A monkey has to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and> > do monkey tricks. And I'll give you a 20 year life span." The monkey> > objected. "What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks?> > Ten years will do, and the other 10 years - I'll give back to you."> > So God agreed.> >> > On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, "Your job is> > to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All> > you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. For this kind of life,> > I'll give you a 20 year life span." The man objected. "What? Such a> > good life! Eat, play,sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you expect me> to> > live only for 20 years? No way, man!....... Why don't we make a deal?> Since> > Cow gave you back 30 years, Dog gave you back 10 years, and Monkey gave> you> > back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life span 70> years,> > right?"> > So God agreed.> >> > AND THAT IS WHY...> > In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do> > nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and> > get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our> > grandchildren by making monkey faces and doing monkey tricks. And> > for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit in front of the door and> > bark at people.>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.