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Best Blonde joke ever!

BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I

have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the

table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her

and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble

these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice

cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. .. .

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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I

have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the

table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her

and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble

these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice

cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. .. .

(scroll down)

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'