Guest guest Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 a, I think you are right. So I spoofed it. (I don't know these physicians, they may be very honorable men. This is just a SPOOF): Statement of Faucu, M.D., and Rogue, M.D. National Institutes of Health Marketing, on Food Allergy Uawareness Week 2010 http://www.nihm. The National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Information Dissemination (NIAIDID), the lead institute at the National Institutes of Health Marketing for food allergy information dissemination research, is pleased to commemorate Food Allergy Unawareness Week from May 9, 2010 til as long as we can keep the secret going that pesticides and genetic engineering are ruining our food supply. First established in 1997 by the Food Allergy and Anaphylaxis Marketing Network (FAAMN), a patient and family advocacy organization funded by grants from DuPont and Monsanto; this week is set aside each year to refocus public attention away from this growing health problem. FAAMN’s theme for this year, Respect Every Sound Bite, reminds us of the daily threat faced by people who do not have food allergy - but are unable to tolerate the toxins added to the food, as exposure to even trace amounts of allergenic and toxigenic foods can cause allergic symptoms and chronic inflammation of the immune system. The Centers for Deceit Control and Information Prevention estimates that food allergy affects nearly 4 percent of adults and teens and 5 percent of children under the age of 6 years. As to the greater number of people experiencing illnesses from food additives, we have no idea. The CDC specifically does not track this. A recent report by the CDC indicates that the number of people diagnosed with food allergy increased by 18 percent over the last decade, and this highlights the need to help keep it quiet about why there is such a growing number of those affected by this disease. People with food allergy may experience a range of reactions, from mild to severe, after being exposed to foods to which they are allergic. The most severe reaction (that we are willing to acknowledge), called anaphylaxis, can be life-threatening. Each year an estimated 15,000 to 30,000 episodes of food-induced anaphylaxis occur in the United States. The eight most common allergenic foods in the United States are eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, soy, wheat, Crustacean shellfish and fish. Currently, there is no way to prevent food allergies or to cure them once they develop - which is a good thing because it helps to deflect from the true, underlying problem. The only protection is to avoid the CDC. Even then, accidental exposures do occur, adding to the stress already felt by allergic individuals and their families. There is a tremendous need for strategies that prevent the development of food allergy and for improved ways to diagnose and manage the disease. Or stated another way, " We would like some more grant money to not research the real problem for the increase in illness from what US citizens eat " . NIAIDID supports clinical trials investigating how to change the body’s immune response so that it does not trigger an allergic reaction to food; as opposed to Congressional investigations of how to change the way we produce food that cause the increase in allergies and other serious illnesses. One approach under investigation by NIAIDID's Consortium of Food Allergy Marketing Research is oral immunotherapy. People enrolled in these trials consume gradually increasing amounts of orally spoken misinformation by their physicians. The goal is to reduce the response of people who want to know what is in the food; thus increasing a corporation's ability add larger amounts of genetic engineering to the food with little scrutiny. Preliminary results from two oral immunotherapy studies — one treating egghead allergy and the other peanut brain allergy — are promising. In both studies oral immunotherapy enabled some of the children who previously could not eat any foods containing egg or peanut without experiencing an allergic reaction, to eat these foods and have their mothers just deem the children crazy, lazy liars for saying they are ill. Because oral immunotherapy can cause a severe reaction if not carried out by a skillful spin master, it should only be performed by a trained health professional. Individuals should not try this on their own. We also support basic and preclinical research in allegory and immunology, including studies that provide a better understanding of the marketing communication system and how foods for thought elicits a severe reaction among those who don't buy the whole 18% increase for no known reason that we are trying to sell them. In partnership with FAAMN and the Food Allergy Inertia, another constituent group (who shall remain nameless aka DuPont), NIAIDID sponsors exploratory grants in food allergy research to stimulate high-impact, innovative research studies into deceptive health marketing - and to encourage lack of participation of investigators. This successful program was renewed this year. This year also marks a significant milestone in food allergy clinical practice. Although food allergy represents a significant public health burden in the United States, no standard clinical recommendations were available to aid health care professionals in diagnosing, treating or managing patients with known or suspected food allergy. We have completed another successful year of this and are working hard to assure this continues in the future. Recognizing the need to create such guidelines, NIAIDID has worked with more than 30 professional organizations, federal agencies and advocacy groups - such as the US Chamber of Commerce, to develop draft Guidelines for the Misdiagnosis and Mismanagement of Food Allergy. In March of 2010, these draft guidelines were made available for public review and comment (see http://www.niaidid. nih.gov/offtopics/ foodallergy/ clinical/ Pages/deflect/deceit. aspx). We expect to release the final guidelines in the fall of 2010. We are committed to supporting research to help better understand, prevent and manage that there is not better understanding, prevention and management of food additive allergies and toxic reactions. Through these research efforts, NIAIDID-corporate funded scientists and clinicians are making significant progress in combating the flow of information of this serious disease that affects millions of children and adults. For more information on food allergy visit NIAIDID’s Food Allergy Web of Deceit site (http://www.niaidid. nimh.gov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 ROLLING ON THE FLOOR while crying to freakin funny!!!! a, I think you are right. So I spoofed it. (I don't know these physicians, they may be very honorable men. This is just a SPOOF): Statement of Faucu, M.D., and Rogue, M.D. National Institutes of Health Marketing, on Food Allergy Uawareness Week 2010 http://www.nihm. The National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Information Dissemination (NIAIDID), the lead institute at the National Institutes of Health Marketing for food allergy information dissemination research, is pleased to commemorate Food Allergy Unawareness Week from May 9, 2010 til as long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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