No Child Left Behind--Football Version

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Great version of ALL KIDS KICKED IN THE BEHIND!!!

Sara - Choose to make lemonade, not complain about the lemons.

>>Subject: FW: No Child Left Behind--Football Version

>Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2006 00:53:29 +0000

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>>NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND---THE FOOTBALL VERSION

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>>1. All teams must make the state playoffs and all MUST win the

>>championship. If a team does not win the championship, it will be on

>>probation until  it is the champion, and coaches will be held

>>accountable. If, after two years, a team has not won the championship

>>its footballs and equipment will be taken away UNTIL it does win the

>>championship.

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>>2. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills at

>>the same time even if they do not have the same conditions or

>>opportunities to practice on their own. NO exceptions will be made for

>>lack of interest in football, a desire to perform athletically, or

>>genetic abilities or disabilities of themselves or their parents.

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>>ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A PROFICIENT LEVEL!

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>>3. Talented players will be asked to workout on their own, without

>>instruction. This is because the coaches will be using all their

>>instructional time with the athletes who aren't interested in football,

>>have limited athletic ability or whose parents don't like football.

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>>4. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only be

>>kept in the 4th, 8th, and 11th game. It will create a New Age of Sports

>>where every school is expected to have the same level of talent and all

>>teams will reach the same minimum goals. If no child gets ahead, then no

>>child gets left behind. If parents do not like this new law, they are

>>encouraged to vote for vouchers and support private schools that can

>>screen out the non-athletes and prevent their children from having to go

>>to school with bad football players.

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That law is a real joke. Since I started working at the local HS...it is

really scaring me. 90% of these kids can't even read and have no reading

comprehension. I can't blame the kids, because I think alot of this has to

do with both parents working and not having the time to be with their kids

as they grow. It is truly a scary thought that these kids are our future.

I wish I could help them all!

Liz

FW: No Child Left Behind--Football Version

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>>>NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND---THE FOOTBALL VERSION

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>>>1. All teams must make the state playoffs and all MUST win the

>>>championship. If a team does not win the championship, it will be on

>>>probation until it is the champion, and coaches will be held

>>>accountable. If, after two years, a team has not won the championship

>>>its footballs and equipment will be taken away UNTIL it does win the

>>>championship.

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>>>2. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills at

>>>the same time even if they do not have the same conditions or

>>>opportunities to practice on their own. NO exceptions will be made for

>>>lack of interest in football, a desire to perform athletically, or

>>>genetic abilities or disabilities of themselves or their parents.

>>>

>>>ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A PROFICIENT LEVEL!

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>>>3. Talented players will be asked to workout on their own, without

>>>instruction. This is because the coaches will be using all their

>>>instructional time with the athletes who aren't interested in football,

>>>have limited athletic ability or whose parents don't like football.

>>>

>>>4. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only be

>>>kept in the 4th, 8th, and 11th game. It will create a New Age of Sports

>>>where every school is expected to have the same level of talent and all

>>>teams will reach the same minimum goals. If no child gets ahead, then no

>>>child gets left behind. If parents do not like this new law, they are

>>>encouraged to vote for vouchers and support private schools that can

>>>screen out the non-athletes and prevent their children from having to go

>>>to school with bad football players.

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