Guest guest Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 I love it Irma. I think I've seen that but it's been awhile. I will send it on to my husband, thank you! Jayne mum592001 wrote: Not to offend anyone, thought this was good. Jayne, see if your hubby has seen this one and prayers while he is away and for your strength that you will survive handling your challenges while he is away. Irma GOD's Busy A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, " God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes. " The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, " Here I am God. I'm still waiting. " It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the Professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, " What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that? " The Marine calmly replied, " God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me. " check out the view from my shoes at www.wickedbusymomto3.wordpress.com --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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