OT -- Humor. Hopefully one of them brings a smile.:)

[Guest guest]

(spelling woes)

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.

Please execute him.

Please excuse for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,

32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out

of a tree and misplaced his hip.

has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was

hurt in the growing part.

could not come to school today because she has been bothered by

very close veins.

will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea

direathe the shits.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and

his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I

don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get

the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we

thought it was Sunday. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.

We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a

weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and

could not breed well.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

ann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore

throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever

and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all

over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be

something going around, what do you think?

Ebony (on a lighter note)

peace and healing

[Guest guest]

Ebony,

Thank you for posting this. I haven't laughed that hard all day.

Lori

[Guest guest]

Thank you Ebony for the humour, at 4.40am they certainly brought a

smile to my face.

Annette.

On 10 Oct 2006, at 16:45, Ebony wrote:

> (spelling woes)

>

> My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.

> Please execute him.

>

> Please excuse for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

>

> Dear School: Please ekscuse being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,

> 32, and also 33.

>

> Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

>

> Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out

> of a tree and misplaced his hip.

>

> has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

>

> was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was

> hurt in the growing part.

>

> could not come to school today because she has been bothered by

> very close veins.

>

> will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

>

> Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

>

> Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea

> direathe the shits.

>

> Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and

> his boots leak.

>

> Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

>

> Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

>

> I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I

> don't know what size she wear.

>

> Please excuse for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get

> the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we

> thought it was Sunday. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.

> We have to attend her funeral.

>

> My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a

> weekend with the Marines.

>

> Please excuse for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and

> could not breed well.

>

> Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

>

> ann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore

> throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever

> and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all

> over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be

> something going around, what do you think?

>

> Ebony (on a lighter note)

> peace and healing

>

>

>