Guest guest Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Definition of a Cow A cow is a completely automatic milk manufacturing machine. It is encased in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical, movable supports, one on each corner. The front end contains the cutting and grinding mechanism, as well as light sensors, an air inlet and exhaust, a bumper and a fog horn. At the rear is the dispensing apparatus and an automatic fly swatter. The central portion houses a hydrochemical conversion plant.This consists of four fermentation and storage tanks connected in series by an intricate network of flexible plumbing. This section also contains the heating plant complete with automatic temperature controls, pumping station and main ventilating system. The waste disposal apparatus is located at the rear of this central section. In brief, the externally visible features are: two lookers, four stand-uppers, four hang-downers, and a swishy-wishy. Author unknown And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: And God saw that it was good. Genesis 1:25 Dennis in Eastexas " It's not Rocket Surgery " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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