Guest guest Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Two very old men, feeling that their final days are drawing near, decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and so drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.' The manager does as he's told, and the two old men go upstairs and take care of business. As they're walking home, the first man says, 'You know, I think my girl was dead!' 'Dead?' says his friend. 'Why do you say that?' 'Well, she never moved or made a sound, all the time I was loving her.' 'Could be worse,' says his friend. 'I think mine was a witch!' 'A witch?? Why the hell would you say that?' 'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite. Then she farted and flew out the window and took my teeth with her!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 A Halloween joke for sure. LOL Love Janet "There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go" Frederick Faber Subject: A little joke.....To: Hepatitis_C_Central Date: Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 2:40 PM Two very old men, feeling that their final days are drawing near, decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and so drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.'The manager does as he's told, and the two old men go upstairs and take care of business.As they're walking home, the first man says, 'You know, I think my girl was dead!''Dead?' says his friend. 'Why do you say that?' 'Well, shenever moved or made a sound, all the time I was loving her.''Could be worse,' says his friend. 'I think mine was a witch!' 'A witch??Why the hell would you say that?' 'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite. Then she farted and flew out the window and took my teeth with her!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Here's another: A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.He replies, 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.''Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and#2, you must be Catholic.'The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!''OK,' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?''Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess.I'm married and I'm Jewish.'The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is and I'm going to a Halloween party.'q Matchinsky A Halloween joke for sure. LOL Love Janet " There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go " Frederick Faber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 LOL now that is funny. Love Janet "There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go" Frederick Faber A Halloween joke for sure. LOL Love Janet "There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go" Frederick Faber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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