Re: Gas, Farts and other noises in the night. Tell Claude & Ester hi for me....

December 9, 2008

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> He had a colonscopy today. He was way funny coming out of sedation.

All he could ask about was his hemorrhoids.

> Did the doctor do something about them. I told him that the doctor

tied red and pink bows on them and they were lovely. He just smiled

at me.

> The nurses cracked up laughing at me.

> The doctor found one polyp and he took care of it then and there.

> After the doctor talked to me, he asked me about his hemorrhoids

again, and I of course was a smart ass, and said " Yes, you have twin

hemorrhoids and I am naming them Claude and Ester.

> That got the nurses clutching their sides.

> Finally got him lucid enough to get in the truck. He was able to

help me find the right highway to get home. By the time we got home,

he was normal again. I couldn't tease him any more, but did tell him

about his obsession with hemorrhoids. LOL

> Love

> Janet

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> " There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy

everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go "

> Frederick Faber

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> Sent: Monday, December 8, 2008 3:08:36 PM

> Subject: Re: Gas, Farts and other noises in

the night.

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> I can just picture Dean doing that! ROFL!

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] Gas, Farts and other noises in the night.

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