Re: Gas, Farts and other noises in the night.

[Guest guest]

Hahahahaha ..my daughter is so quiet that it hits like a nuclear bomb and she always manages to do it right when we are all in the car with the windows up . The smell hits and everyone turns to look at her and she always has this mischievous little smile on

Gas, Farts and other noises in the night.

Speaking of farts. I have a cute story.

My granddaughter, who is a pip to say the least.

At 4 years old she turned to me and said " I Farted Grandma".

I looked at her and said "Well thank you for letting me know, but why are you telling me?" She said " Well Grandma, didn't you know

that it is polite to tell people, that way they can move if they need to."

Okay, so now when that moment happens every body in the house, annouces their farts.

Cause we are polite that way. LOL

Oh, and Liz my husband has lit his too. Caught his butt on fire too.

Why do guys do this??

Oh yeah, I died laughing. And I didn't put out the fire. That was a job for a man.

ha ha

Love

Janet

"There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go"

Frederick Faber

[Guest guest]

I can just picture Dean doing that! ROFL!

Luv

anne

You don't have to be handicapped to be different.Everybody's different!Kim Peek

Gas, Farts and other noises in the night.

Speaking of farts. I have a cute story.

My granddaughter, who is a pip to say the least.

At 4 years old she turned to me and said " I Farted Grandma".

I looked at her and said "Well thank you for letting me know, but why are you telling me?" She said " Well Grandma, didn't you know

that it is polite to tell people, that way they can move if they need to."

Okay, so now when that moment happens every body in the house, annouces their farts.

Cause we are polite that way. LOL

Oh, and Liz my husband has lit his too. Caught his butt on fire too.

Why do guys do this??

Oh yeah, I died laughing. And I didn't put out the fire. That was a job for a man.

ha ha

Love

Janet

"There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go"

Frederick Faber

[Guest guest]

That had to be hilarious

[Hepatitis_C_ Central] Gas, Farts and other noises in the night. Speaking of farts. I have a cute story.My granddaughter, who is a pip to say the least. At 4 years old she turned to me and said " I Farted Grandma".I looked at her and said "Well thank you for letting me know, but why are you telling me?" She said " Well Grandma, didn't you know that it is polite to tell people, that way they can move if they need to."Okay, so now when that moment happens every body in the house, annouces their farts.Cause we are polite that way. LOLOh, and Liz my husband has lit his too. Caught his butt on fire too.Why do guys do this??Oh yeah, I died laughing. And I didn't put out the fire. That was a job for a man. ha ha LoveJanet "There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go"Frederick Faber

[Guest guest]

Oh good GRIEF!!!! Such a typical male!

Luv

anne

You don't have to be handicapped to be different.Everybody's different!Kim Peek

[Hepatitis_C_ Central] Gas, Farts and other noises in the night. Speaking of farts. I have a cute story.My granddaughter, who is a pip to say the least. At 4 years old she turned to me and said " I Farted Grandma".I looked at her and said "Well thank you for letting me know, but why are you telling me?" She said " Well Grandma, didn't you know that it is polite to tell people, that way they can move if they need to."Okay, so now when that moment happens every body in the house, annouces their farts.Cause we are polite that way. LOLOh, and Liz my husband has lit his too. Caught his butt on fire too.Why do guys do this??Oh yeah, I died laughing. And I didn't put out the fire. That was a job for a man. ha ha LoveJanet "There are souls in this world that have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go"Frederick Faber