Guest guest Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and havedinner with her parents.> > Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend thatafter dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.> > > The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a tripto the pharmacist to get some condoms.> > He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helpsthe boy for about an hour.> > He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.> > A t the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'dlike to buy, a 3-pack, 10 -pack, or family pack.> > The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be ratherbusy, it being his first time and all.> > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets hisgirlfriend at the door.> > 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'> > The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl'sparents are seated.> > The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.> > A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.> > 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.> > Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans overand whispers to the boyfriend,> > 'I had no idea you were this religious.'> > The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was apharmacist.'> > If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person you have a bad sense of humor!!!> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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